Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I bought my mate an Elephant for his room
He said "thanks"
I said "don't mention it"
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Man walks into a butchers shop,
the butcher says "bet you 20 quid you can't get the meat down from the top shelf"
Man says "Nah, the steaks are too high"
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Was cooking an Hawaiian Pizza last night and I burnt it, my mate said I should have used aloha setting.
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