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Originally Posted by Sir Trev
Alternatively borrow some cricket balls from work and throw those at him*.
*not a serious suggestion! Obviously.
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Why is it not a serious suggestion, I would happily throw cricket balls at the multitude of local cats who use our garden as a hanky panky area, an area to have fights and make lots of noise, a public toilet, where they just have to dig in the nice soft soil you just spent ages sieving to plant stuff, and dig up the stuff you just planted and leave stinking turds as a substitute.
Cats are like Marmite, but unfortunately its illegal to put them in jars.