I want to be rich so when I do bizarre things people can shrug their shoulders and say: "well, that's Seeker, he got all that money and went weird". We make allowances for rich/famous people being odd. It used to be enough to be English to be eccentric, that's now old hat and you need money ...
...like, say Gwyneth Paltrow who seems a little unhinged at times
exhibit a:
https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/...pire-repellent
"Spray around the aura to protect from psychic attack and emotional harm."
... so, it's like pepper spray?