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Originally Posted by Seeker
Getting back to Gwyneth, more of her thoughts...
1) to get rid of parasites and heavy metal (!) drink goats milk for 8 days (nope, Ozzy's still here)
2) bee sting facials are good for you (probably not for the bee though)
3) for the ladies: put stone eggs in your vagina (I saw a stripper do that with a chicken egg, does that count?)
4) talk nicely to water - don't upset its feelings (there are no words)
Yet, she looks so normal.
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If you drink goats' blood instead for 8 days, Ozzy miraculously appears out of nowhere and manifests your house for the following week.
And don't be silly, stones don't lay eggs.
Yet she makes money. Who's weirder - Gwynnie or her customers?