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Old 07-05-19, 04:46 PM   #1330
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

One of our local farmers had a problem years ago during a hard winter, he went down to the fields one morning and all his cows were standing in the field not moving, he went over and checked one and found it was very cold, in fact it was frozen. He checked the rest and they were all the same - he was just about to phone the vet when a couple of old ladies with rucksacks came into the field and asked what the problem was. The farmer explained that all his cows were frozen, one of the women went to the nearest cow and touched it, the frost melted off its back and it shook itself and ate some grass, she went round all the cows in turn and the same thing happened. The farmer was astonished and said to the woman, ' I don't know how to thank you, but I have to say your face seems very familiar !' The woman said 'you may have seen me on TV - I'm Thora Hird'.
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