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Old 11-09-21, 03:23 PM   #1374
Richie
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Dad Jokes...
these are really bad...




How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.

How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.


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