Anyway, enough about Boris, let's talk about his number one fan: Nadine Dorries (Digital and Culture Secretary, Hater of the BBC and eater of anus')
Here she is looking adoringly at Boris (sorry it's from the Mail)
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...3888680282.jpg
She has been in a number of interviews recently and the consensus is that we have another phrase for "car crash" (ie: having a Nadine).
We won't bother with those though, here's an accurate (twitter) parody of all 4 of them:
https://tinyurl.com/yuabmddh
Meanwhile, today, she upped her game and declared that the internet is 10 years old (remember she is Digital and Culture Secretary):
https://tinyurl.com/2exfeaeu