After watching this, I happened to mention a big bore kit for Sylvie to the wife, but she just shook her head and gave me that look, the one that says "Just go and buy a Kawasaki Z1000..."
It's not the same and it has two cylinders too many.
If the wife ever runs off with the Postwoman and I then meet a super rich widow, with a passion for manky old biker birds like me, I might get her to pay for a trip to JHS!
