Originally Posted by Spiderman

May i lie down on this sofa then Doc? Thanks.

Well my father used to bundle me into a burlap sack and beat me with telephone cord. Then he would release me and i'd have to fight with our 8 dogs for scraps of food off the floor.
Later he had burried ma alive for 5 days and thats what made me the man i am today.

So, whats the analysis doc?