Get all your camping stuff on the dining room table.
1) test cooker that has not been tested for 1.5 years...
2) not make sure Cartrage key is alinged...
3) light gas cooker on table
4) let it go out and relight it... with gas hissing noise even with gas off....
5) light cooker again to see table erupt with flames and also find that your arm is also on fire.
6) Fire alarm goes off in 2 seconds flat.... good thing, thats there job
7) Finding your wife who is in kitchen screaming at you Telling you about your arm which is on fire.
8.)blow out flames on table cloth and arm, move stove out side.
thing to do before AE07.
Read gas cooker instructions,
dining room smells of bbq pork crackling, singed hairs, thats all...
note to self, always read the lable.
