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Old 23-09-20, 04:35 PM   #1354
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;


They just make the most of everything they have.....




They Walk Among Us - BE VERY WARY


IDIOT SIGHTING No.1

My daughter and I went to the McDonald's drive-through check-out window to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a £5 note.

Our total bill was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.

She said, 'You gave me too much money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'

She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but we do not do that kind of thing'.

The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.


Do not confuse the clerks at MacDonald's !!
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