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Old 23-09-20, 04:37 PM   #1355
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

IDIOT SIGHTING No 2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us

that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two...'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, near Watford .
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