23-09-20, 08:46 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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Originally Posted by punyXpress
IDIOT SIGHTING No 2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two...'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, near Watford .
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You don't live in Moor Park do you?! I know the area extremely well!
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