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*To write with a broken pencil is pointless.*

*When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.*

*A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.*

*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.*

*The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
ground.*

*The batteries were given out free of charge.*

*A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.*

*A will is a dead giveaway.*

*If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.*

*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.*

*Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.*

*You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.*

*Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.*

*A boiled egg is hard to beat.*

*When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.*

*Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a
rest.*

*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's
all right now.*

*If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.*

*A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.*

*In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
Count that votes.*

*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds*

*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.*

*He had a photographic memory which was never developed.*

*Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.*

*When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.*

*Acupuncture: a jab well done.*