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Old 10-06-10, 08:23 AM   #1
Scoobs
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Default Some help for the girls of the forum.

Girls,

Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.

That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand.
Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!
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