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02-09-12, 10:09 PM

To the Cabinet,

After the official visit to the West Country by myself, the Road Safety Minister, the Minister for Roadside Recovery and Tractor Tom, it has been found that we are missing a real treat!
To that end we have decided that the County currently called Cornwall shall be annexed and re-named Guildford West, this is because we feel the awesomeness of the B-roads in that region are being wasted on the Yokels and should therefore be for the soul use of the New Model Britain administration!
The only way to ensure we don't get disturbed whilst swooping round the B-road awesomeness, is to remove all the Cider swilling cousin lovers and have them also sent to the spectrum with the cyclists to aid the evacuation effort in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse!

That is of course not including Granddad as I'm led to believe he lives in Guildford West, and he will not be moved as long as he doesn't drive on Sundays!

Yours Faithfully,

The Minister for Transport.

02-09-12, 10:09 PM	#148
Thunderace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fallout's New Model Britain! To the Cabinet, After the official visit to the West Country by myself, the Road Safety Minister, the Minister for Roadside Recovery and Tractor Tom, it has been found that we are missing a real treat! To that end we have decided that the County currently called Cornwall shall be annexed and re-named Guildford West, this is because we feel the awesomeness of the B-roads in that region are being wasted on the Yokels and should therefore be for the soul use of the New Model Britain administration! The only way to ensure we don't get disturbed whilst swooping round the B-road awesomeness, is to remove all the Cider swilling cousin lovers and have them also sent to the spectrum with the cyclists to aid the evacuation effort in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse! That is of course not including Granddad as I'm led to believe he lives in Guildford West, and he will not be moved as long as he doesn't drive on Sundays! Yours Faithfully, The Minister for Transport.