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"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"

"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" -

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" -

"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" -

"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" –

"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" -

"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging -

"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" -

"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" -