Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?
Yes heard better jokes!
Take this and call me in the morning A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony. The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.
"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse inquired.
"It will keep the sheet off of him."
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.
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