[Sir Trev]

Infection of the hair follicles. What an annoyance. Got fed up with odd lumps and bumps in an area on the side of my bonce - one of the few bits with any hair left - and went to see the quack. He's put me on antibiotics that I have to take four times a day at regular intervals. Eh? Every six hours?? That's going to mess up my sleep pattern a bit and make me even more grumpy. Apologies in advance all....