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Old 26-08-12, 02:22 PM   #9
Thunderace
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Default Re: Fallout's New Model Britain!

Transport Ministers first policy amendment;

Not so much no speed limit, just get rid of 30 and below, 40 for built up areas, extremely loud exhausts for everyone to let the kiddies know to stay off the road, national speed limit set to 120 with a minimum speed of 90 on dual carriageways and motorways, punishable by death to all those Sunday drivers!
And bus lanes resurfaced and re-named racing lanes, and all forms of mass transit to be melted down and recycled into after market bits and bobs, train tracks to be removed and tarmacked for use by bikes only, all HGV's banned from minor roads! All cyclists over the age of 17 are to be rounded up and shot, but to save ammo, first thing to do is fence in the population of Cambridge, and use a small tactical strike to eliminate several thousand cyclists in one go!

The train track thing is aimed at those like me who relish the opportunity to max out your bike from time to time, most of you lot have seen me try and corners keep getting in the way!

Last edited by Thunderace; 26-08-12 at 02:34 PM.
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