When i left my last job, my boss told me to clear out my locker. "Locker? I have a locker?" "Yes, it's where we've been putting all the rubbbish you leave lying around for the last 3 years..."
Treasure! 2 left gloves! A sock! a broken shoelace! Someone else's cheap suit jacket! An unpaid Visa bill, 2 years late! And last but not least, a beer bottle full of mould!
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"We are the angry mob,
we read the papers every day
We like what we like, we hate what we hate
But we're oh so easily swayed"
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