[littleoldman2]

James Bond walks into a bar
He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive women.

He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "Been given this state-of-the-art watch. I'm testing it."

The intrigued women says "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?"

Bloke explains "It uses brain waves to talk to me telepathically".

The lady says "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you are not wearing any panties."

The women laughs and replies, "Well , it must be broken because I am wearing panties"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast"