Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
A guide was advising visitors to Yosemite park about the dangers of grizzly bears. He said the people who go into the woods are normally too quiet and if a bear does not hear you approach and you startle it they can turn nasty, so it is best to let them know you are around. Told the visitors that the best way was to buy some of the ankle bracelets with little bells on from gift shop, and also keep you eyes out for grizzly droppings, a visitor asked how you know they are grizzly droppings, the guide said 'most times they are the ones with little bells in them'.......
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