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Bri w · 22-12-11, 01:28 PM

Last night on the way home from the pub I was stopped by the Police.

Policeman: "Excuse me sir but you were doing 90mph."
Says I, "That's impossible, I've only been in the car 10 mins."
Policeman, "can I have your name."
Says I, "so what do I use if you've got it?"
Policeman, "where were you between 5 and 11?"
Says I, "junior school."

Texted from the holding cells at Middlesbrough Police Station...

22-12-11, 01:28 PM	#51
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Last night on the way home from the pub I was stopped by the Police. Policeman: "Excuse me sir but you were doing 90mph." Says I, "That's impossible, I've only been in the car 10 mins." Policeman, "can I have your name." Says I, "so what do I use if you've got it?" Policeman, "where were you between 5 and 11?" Says I, "junior school." Texted from the holding cells at Middlesbrough Police Station... __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.