I married a southerner.... ( looks over shoulder to see if her in doors is reading this over said Shoulder )
But to some southerners she'd be regarded as a Northerner... ( As she's from King's Lynn in Norfolk.)
As for food parcels, Take some Scones, Yes they call em by a different name down there..
anyway they have Rainbows in Black and White down there.
and there beer has no head, so they should wear the flat caps...
anyroadup time for ecckey thump sandwitch with pie and dripping.
even better than Puddin, Chips & Gravy.
See you on your return young brave El Boc.