Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?
Fantastic cold call at work today:
Coldcaller: Are you the owner of this property sir?
Me : Wish I was
Coldcaller: Do you know how much capital you could realise on your property?
Me: Let's go for it - I'm in Old Admiralty Building, I'll take £30 million, cheap..
*Click*
Me: hello?
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