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Old 22-03-18, 09:38 PM   #1083
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Default Re: I saw you.... (eyeballs II the cross eyed bunny returns)

Which of you toerags was following me today?

I actually made it out on the bike and went for a ride of about twenty miles and on the way home, a silver pointy with a pretty full fairing came up behind me and then over took on the sea front.

Was that you? Did you really give me a signal that meant you liked my bike? Of course you did, one pointy to another!

My farts smell really bad today, Christ, I think that I am going to be sick. It must be all of the fruit I have been eating. I thought that stuff was supposed to make you better, not smell like something has died inside of me!
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Last edited by Jayneflakes; 22-03-18 at 09:39 PM. Reason: I can't spell and the fart is making my eyes sting
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