[_Stretchie_]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" then she would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling.

My co-worker (who is naturally blonde by the way) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told her I was a light bulb. She said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!!"
(You're gonna love this....)
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!