[Littlepeahead]

I did not get my knickers in a twist, I simply packed three times the quantity required and then got told off by the PM for having the audacity to walk around my own bedroom in my own underwear, even though it was fine for everyone else to run round the house in their pants and on occasion MY slippers or dressing gown. Of course the PM could have invited others to join us, there was plenty of room for friends in his double bed.

I was TEC so I saw the buzzards and the red kites and the naked women dancing on the side of the road next to the stall with free beer which the others went too fast to spot.