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Old 07-09-17, 08:51 AM   #1273
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Subject: Trump's Parrot


During a lull over a recent dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat
with the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson. "You know, I bought
Donald a parrot for his birthday in June. That bird is so smart,
Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize
that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really understand what
they mean.”



"Oh, I know," replied Melania, .........."neither does the parrot."
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