Posted on behalf of Quedos (Shes been blocked at work)
David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night, he found one such lady in a pub. He said "I'm Prime Minister of Great Britain how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" Her reply? "well prime minister if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my thong as low as my wages. your **** as hard as the times I'm living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me tha way you have screwed the pensioners then it won't cost u a fricking penny."
