...it would be beige.
When others get hot weather, we get slightly warm.
When others get thunderstorms and flash floods, we get drizzle.
When others get a sunny day, we get low cloud.
When others get "mild for this time of year", we get a cold wind.
When others get cut off by snow, we get a light dusting.
When others get a clear day, we get mist.
Beige is safe, but boring (maybe I'm in the right place
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