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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead
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Hmmm, judging by the state of that rock, she is in need of some imodium.
I am lucky in that my other half is very attracted to ugly fat birds with mouths like a sewer, otherwise I would be single now.
Chocolate stopped doing it for me when I am feeling like I am an ugly fat failure, so these days when I am feeling down I pig out on golden syrup cake with a side portion of self loathing and a dollop of clotted contempt.
I don't care anymore that I am a fat useless 40 something with less teeth than a bare knuckle boxer and a face like a bag of bashed crabs, so I just keep shovelling the cake in. With enough self hatred LPH, you too can go up by three dress sizes while losing all feelings of self worth. You don't need these pencil thin, skeletal airbrushed super tarts to achieve those special feelings of inadequacy, just eat more cake. It really works...