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Old 24-03-18, 05:45 PM   #1284
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

During my check-up I asked the Doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?”

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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