see Peter ...I told you to beware of falling panties.
Loved Cloggsy's add-on line ..."slippery when wet"
Ducati Owners rule infringement : re 'Ducati Owners Image Maintenance'
Do Not use the line "an erection provoking bike" because that's not quite foremost in the script for most of us Ducatisti
Great story and and it sounds like you are a very happy man.
Be careful out there. Do not break it or your self. You would both be missed.