I know, I know. It's a tradition that I do it and we all have a laugh and I lose my voice. Unfortunately I'm not gonna be able to make the AR this year, blame work and an Iron Maiden gig I really wanna go to!
As such, does anyone want to volunteer to do the rider briefing for me? If not you can split into smaller groups and have the markers do it instead.
Really sorry guys, gutted I can't make it and molest you all (volunteer molesters are requested too...) but it'll just mean AR12 will have to be even better!
XXX