Re: AR09 'Quotable Quotes'
At about 2 am on saturday morning:
Hovis: "F*cking wales!!!! Come on lad"
leedsatt: "Hovis, being welsh is like a disability or something mate"
hovis: "You f***ing racist *******"
me: "Steady away hovis, the welsh aren't so much a race, more a collection of stupid people"
hovis: "Raaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!"
me to various tear aways in the gazeebo:
"What are you guys smoking?" .......dead silence for about 5 seconds..... "Go on then, I'll have a bang on it"
hovis: "I'll f***ing walk across that fire" *then proceeds to whip his shirt off*
davepreston: "I almost beleived that shiite about you go to the gym you fat mess"
bear: "Come on then big lad, lets have a cuddle"
me: "Yes please mate"
bear slides his hands inside the back of my boxers and gives a good squeeze: "Ooh, you're bum is firmer than it looks!"
me: "Yep.... I'm tensing it"
bang and the chair is gone is still the one quote which made me lose it
me talking to jamie the bar man after he did me a discount on some drinks: "Jamie, you're a beautiful man.... with a beautiful face."
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