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Old 27-10-18, 02:37 PM   #1304
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

To cheer you all up this dismal day :

Airport Full Body Scan Status Report



Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS

TSA disclosed the following

Airport Screening Results

2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :

Terrorists Discovered: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172

Enlarged Prostates: 8,249

Breast Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
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