Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by
the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about
possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant .
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world"
meant.
And in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Britain everyone
hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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