Originally Posted by ogden

Nah, more like:

1 - Insert a reference to Skittles into every story Jon tells
2 - Never turn up to a ride-out, ever. Or the pub, for that matter.
3 - Pass an eel and vomit-scat based endurance challenge
4 - Meet a quota of leftover food stolen off other attendees' plates.
5 - Show a healthy disdain for any form of marker or mirror system
6 - Purchase walkie-talkie intercoms but never EVER use them
7 - Pay appropriate tribute to the majesty of Hammerite
8 - Crash in such a manner as to cause a serious leg injury

Far more representative!