lol, I'm sure there will be lots of offers.
I'm normally to be seen with a horde of newbies (last year was a record, 4 newbies in our group 2 girls (NC35/Hornet6), 2 boys (CBR6,NC35)) but I'm not sure yet if I'll be there... It was my first trackday, my wifes first trackday, her cousins first trackday, four of her friends first trackdays...
On a serious note the organiser is crying out for newbies, seems everyone has got faster and faster over the years and the tiggers (aka fast group) have nearly filled up while the eyores (aka slow) are near empty (and hence telling everyone here about it). He'll be more than willing to help by either getting someone to show you the ropes or introducing you to others in the same boat!
If you have any questions pm me and I'll ask him (or give you his email address).
Druid