Which of you toerags was following me today?
I actually made it out on the bike and went for a ride of about twenty miles and on the way home, a silver pointy with a pretty full fairing came up behind me and then over took on the sea front.
Was that you? Did you really give me a signal that meant you liked my bike? Of course you did, one pointy to another!
My farts smell really bad today, Christ, I think that I am going to be sick. It must be all of the fruit I have been eating. I thought that stuff was supposed to make you better, not smell like something has died inside of me!