[DJ123]

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

So in setting up my rival party I have come up with the following policies:

• At gigs there will be a height graduation system so the smallest people go to the front and the tallest at the back so everyone gets a good view. Yes
• Guidelines will state that everyone should eat at least 5 pieces of cake a day, fruit is optional and should only be consumed once fermented into an alcoholic liquid. Yes
• Women's leggings and bikinis will only be sold up to a maximum size 12. If you can't fit into that size you aren't allowed to wear it. Woohoo!
• Beer will be subsidised and museli will be taxed heavily. Yes
• Special holding bays will be created for women with PMT so they cannot cause harm or offence to themselves or others. Why not simply remove the womb from the ugly ones also, to prevent them breeding
• The rain forests will be saved by the banning the printing of all instruction booklets thus reducing the need to use paper. What's an instruction booklet?
• Anyone called Simon will be locked up until they can behave themselves. Anyone with orange wheels

Mr President, i think some of these are worth implementing