Other posts finally picked up the bait on this thread then! Last time I looked at it it was just Rictus OP and Orose's reply.
I'll happily organise the next AR.
I'll tell you the date,
I'll tell you what campsite we are going to, and I'll even give you the phone number so you can book you own pitch,
I'll tell you what route we are riding,
If you need any other local facilites, I'll tell you
exactly where to find them
And finally if you have any complaints, I'll tell you where to stick 'em!
So, did I get the job?