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Originally Posted by ophic
I'd end up with 30 dogs, 80 cats, several fields of rescued cows, pigs, sheep, hens...
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...and a lot of manure.
Getting back to Gwyneth, more of her thoughts...
1) to get rid of parasites and heavy metal (!) drink goats milk for 8 days (nope, Ozzy's still here)
2) bee sting facials are good for you (probably not for the bee though)
3) for the ladies: put stone eggs in your vagina (I saw a stripper do that with a chicken egg, does that count?)
4) talk nicely to water - don't upset its feelings (there are no words)
Yet, she looks so normal.