[Wideboy]

Swift death. That is the only solution.

I've always associated it with the hipster movement or "living your life as a **** head" as there is a song about it. I blame modern music as its ****.

Omg let's where spandex chinos, a knitted jumper, some thick geek glasses and a stupidly oversized baseball cap worn at a funny angle, then we can listen to **** music all day and not work. Omg omg omg!

Swift death.