...with the old man. There's a TV program on right now about ID theft, and specifically the part about Wifi scanning (war driving).
Old Man: "I didn't know you could do that!"
Me: "Oh yea, the car's wired direct to the chassis for it."
Old Man: "Really? That could be fun some time."
Me: "Yea, but you know it's highly illegal right?"
Old Man: "Yea, but you teach me, and I'll teach you what the army taught me about making bombs!"
(I didn't tell him that I've played with small home made "explosives")