[Sir Trev]

Did I mention that we also have dozens of tree rats (squirrels) in the garden too? Little sods eat anything I leave out for the birds on the table so that's out but at least they cannot get to the suet pellets or peanuts as the feeders have cages around them they cannot reach through. At this time of year they're all busy burying acorns and other seeds in my flower borders, making a huge mess as they do so. They don't like a well aimed hose fitting though (I am rubbish though and usually miss them) so I have a line of old Hoselock connectors lined up on the window sill. Pretty sure my neighbours would dob me in to the RSPCA if they thought I had an air rifle instead.