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Old 26-11-18, 01:13 PM   #6670
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Default Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

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the continuing story of Seeker's colon, episode 4 (or whatever). Spoiler (hah) alert good news/bad news.

I have a beautiful, clean, polyp free lower colon said my violator/Endoscopist and he gave me the pictures to prove it. Thanks, I'll frame them.
I feel like a bike with an engine knock that disappears when you get to the dealer. The reason they were up my derrière in the first place was not for geocaching but because they had spotted something on an MRI which has now vanished. An unidentified colon object (UCO)?
To complete my day, he did say he would recommend me getting a colonoscopy too. If he likes my bottom that much couldn't he have just asked me out?
Pass the laxative...
thats good news... maybe it was a UFO Unidentified Faecal Object.
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