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Old 10-05-14, 05:43 AM   #990
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A team of British experts has flown to Nigeria, to help find the 276 abducted schoolgirls.

Their first job will be to tell the American team where Nigeria is.





It's only since the US army moved into Nigeria, that I realised 'schoolgirls' is an anagram of 'oilwells'





Americans enter Nigeria to help find the kidnapped girls.

Progress so far.
Three Black Hawks down - no survivors.
27 Nigerian soldiers caught in crossfire
Chinese embassy bombed
87 casualties
Two girls rescued who were not yet lost along with a dog named Buck.



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